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thewaywardqueen:

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radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.

Did you even read it till the end?

craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

(Source: kingmunsterxvii)

inkskinned:

when my dad was in law school he knew these two girls who told him “people look at us like we were meat anyway so we decided to make some money off of it” so they wore bikinis and high heels and sold WAY overpriced hot dogs as a way of financing their education. they graduated summa cum laude with no debt and let me just say i have never been so inspired

kittynmittens:

avatarlegends:

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sifu-hotman:

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b-homestruggle:

Holy shit…Bryan? Sorry for the typo, too lazy to edit

our creators, ladies and gentlemen

Perfection.

If you don’t love this, you’re officially are out of the fandom.

Avatar fans have a moral obligation to reblog this every time it shows up on their dash.

Proof that SHOOTING YOUR OWN REFERENCE IS SO IMPORTANT IN ANIMATION.

all american family dinner

  • mom:

    hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked

  • son:

    of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice

  • mom:

    of course son. be careful it is very spicy

  • son:

    *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY

  • dad:

    ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.

  • son:

    thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?

  • dad:

    we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken

  • mom:

    i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.

  • son:

    we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!

  • dad:

    great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend

  • son:

    golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

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UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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